Hey there my lovely people!

Sheesh, it's been like four years since I've updated this profile. Time for a bit of rennovations, don't you think?

Fandoms are Harry Potter, POTC, LOTR, LOST, M*A*S*H*, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Vampire Knight, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy (mostly VII and IX), Twilight, and Labyrinth.

hobbies My other obsessions include ancient Egypt, the paranormal, and video games. BRING THEM ALL UNTO ME lol

fav music I would be nada without my tunes. My favs include Limp Bizkit, Spice Girls (YES, Spice Girls), Flyleaf, Avril Lavigne, Yellowcard, Paramore, Rascal Flatts, Metro Station, Carrie Underwood, Trapt, David Cook, and Sum 41.

fav books Seriously I love to read anything. My favorite books of all time are The Hobbit, Catherine Called Birdy, The Rapture of Canaan, Hamlet, The Diary Of Anne Frank, The Wanderer, White Oleander, and the Scarlet Pimpernel. My fav authors are John Grisham, Mary Higgins Clark, JK Rowling (duh), and Edgar Allen Poe. My fav HP books are Order and Chamber, and it doesn't get any better than Twilight (the first book).

fav fics This is a new addition to my profile that I will be updating frequently. It's just a list of some of my favorite fics from other sites. Please bear in mind that unless otherwise discolsed the pairing is Draco/Hermione.

Trading Secrets by Witchiepooh on Coloured Grey.
Para mi Amor by SlytherinCharm. It's on mugglenet.
The Fallout by Sage on Coloured Grey.
Fugue by Ai Kemi on Coloured Grey.
I Think I May Need You by Sage on Coloured Grey.
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae over at fanfiction.net.
I TOLD You Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic at fanfiction.net. This a LOTR fic.
Logged On by ashelyfanfic, over at Coloured Grey.
Foolish Mudblood by FatGlamour on Coloured Grey.
Ashes and Oblivion by SlytherinsWench at Coloured Grey.
As Sharp As Any Thorn by Argasy at Coloured Grey. Possibly on of the top Dramione fics out there.
A Place Called Home by Sage at Coloured Grey. Nominated for the dmhgficexchange for favorite kiss and favorite fight.
Psyche's Labyrinth by blacklotus, also over at Coloured Grey.
Next Contestant by AmazonTurk. It's Tifa/Cloud, hilarious as hell. It's at fanfiction.net
Parenthetical It was written for hp_funnyfest. Crack fic, pairing is Harry/Ginny. One of the most hilarious and best written fics out there. Authored by biggrstaffbunch.
Her and Me by Tierfal on fanfiction.net. Hilarious, intense, and utterly perfect.
The Hour of the Wolf By Tierfal. A Marauder's fic, with a lot of Snape story. Very nice story.
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow on fanfiction.net. A time travel fic wherein Draco is good, and Hermione falls in love with Tom Riddle.
P U R E B L O O D by wevvles on fanfiction.net. Darker fic, with a brilliant premise.

fav tv shows Roseanne, Family Guy, King of the Hill, M*A*S*H*, South Park, Simpsons, LOST, Futurama, Reno 911, Third Rock from the Sun, Ghost Hunters, Recess, Fruits Basket, Project Runway, Top Chef, Two and Half Men, Hell's Kitchen, Comedy Central Presents, and Alf.

fav movies LOVE movies. I'm trying to broaden my horizons, when it comes to flicks, so, as with the video games, BRING THEM ALL UNTO ME.

heroes Jo, Peter Jackson, Anne Frank, Roseanne, Ellen, Kate Winslet, and Pink. Rosie, Ellen, Kate and Pink are probably the only women in Hollywood that I would want my daughter (if I had one, anyway) to look up to. It's absolutely disgusting what the standard is these days, not only physically but also morally. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fucking prude or anything, but where is the class, the dignitiy? What the hell is with this Girls Gone Wild shit? Women are noble and strong and intelligent, and things like that only bring us down and allow men to, justifiably, think about us and treat us like sex toys. I thank God for the aforementioned women, at least there is still, in some parts of the world, women who realize what self-worth should really be based on.

a note on my sadistic persona To be fair to the public at large, I must warn you all that I hate a lot of things. Let us list the tops ones, shall we? I hate fake people. Be who you are, don't hide it, don't cover it up. Either say what you feel or shut the hell up. I hate girls who think they're hot and endlessly flaunt it, or, even worse, the girls who think they're hot and really aren't. I hate dickweeds. Seriously guys (as in males), grow the fuck up and stop acting like such jackasses. I hate pickles, mayonnaise, vanilla ice cream, Mexican food, and ground meat of ANY kind. Let's move onto loves, shall we? I love my Drew, he's everything to me! I also love Subway turkey sandwiches, pudding (any flavor will do!), sarcasm (it truly is the most admirable form of wit) Famous Daves BBQ, stand-up comedy, movies, writing fanfics, and sleuthing for possible Horcruxes/theories. OMG and I lurvvveee chocolate cake, and burnt almond fudge malts. I also love people who have the balls to say it like it is, no sugar coating, no bullshit. Mmmmm and oral sex...

So that's moi in a nutshell! If any of you lovely peeps need a Beta or advice or anything, just let me know, I'd be stoked/honored to help! Later Days, all. See you in another life, yeah?

quotes that get me through the day "My darling girl, when are you going to understand that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage!" -Practical Magic

"'Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' as said by those incapable of its proper application, and as such suffer from it most terribly!" -random L.J. quote

"And I took the road less traveled by...and that has made all the difference." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Don't look back; you can never look back."
-Boys of Summer, by the Ataris

"We all have setbacks. I mean, God knows man...but hey, that's life." -Michael, from LOST

"Do what you love, and fuck the rest." Dwayne from Little Miss Sunshine


"Wanna see my window sheet?"

"What the fuck is a window sheet?"
-Aladdin and Jasmine from Aladdin And The Cave Of Cheesburgers

"I want to live with all my memories...even if they're sad, even if they're memoires that only hurt me. Even if they're memories I'd rather forget. If I keep them and keep trying, without running away, if I keep trying, then someday I'll be strong enough that those memories can't defeat me. I believe that. I want to believe that. Because I want to think that there's no such thing as a memory that's okay to forget. I want to take any memory, and hold it in my heart, and believe that. So I can be someone who won't let memories defeat me." -Momiji Sohma

"I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness." -Jack Sparrow

"Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me. Yes I lied to you, no I don't love you, of course it makes you look fat, I've never been to Brussels, it's pronounced egregious. By the way no, I've never actually met Pizzaro but I love his pies, and all of this pales to utter insignificance that my ship is, once again, gone." -Jack Sparrow

"...If you touched her carelessly, or thoughtlessly, she'd fall apart with a crash..." -Natsuki Takaya, in reference to how she drew Rin (Isuzu) Sohma.

"You are my life now." -Edward Cullen

"Oh, I'm with the vampires, of course." -Bella Swan

"Swim away foogle fish, swim away!" -Charlie the Unicorn unicorns

"It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end, because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was, when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand, I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. Because they were holding onto something. "
"What are we holding onto, Sam?"
"That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for." -Sam and Frodo

"Oh Granger, underpants have to do with all sorts of things." -Draco, The Nothing Fights, by EmmandEnn

"Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome, 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat, washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!" Dewey, School Of Rock

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat, "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." -Lewis Carroll

"I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"-Hawk-Eye, MASH

"Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push." -the Joker

"What is possible is subjective." -Brom

"I didn't think it would end this way."
"End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path...one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass... And then you see it."
"What? Gandalf? See what?"
"White shores...and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise."
"Well, that isn't so bad."
"No... No it isn't." -Gandalf and Pippen, ROTK